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mostly funny stuff, pictures of my cat, and occasional promotion of my art (hit me up about commissions maybe)

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7:18

Hey guys! So, I had to leave my job back in March 2020 because of The Plague, and my unemployment benefits ended the following September. I’m not panicking yet, but my expenses are eating through my savings and I would really love to get some work!!

I’m taking art commissions, I make handmade journals and fiber art (sewing, knitting, embroidery, and cross stitch), and I’m very good at transcription, proofreading, and (text) editing - message me for examples and rates. I also just got a ko-fi! If you enjoy, uhh, whatever it is that I’m doing on this blog, please consider buying me a coffee or getting yourself some art!

9:14

madaraservingcunt:

saviourkingslut:

yeah yeah opening a fic and “he would not fucking say that” but what about you open the fic and “he would fucking say that”. what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it’s exactly right the way you like it

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9:11

organicmatter:

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guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

8:52

worldsendvalent1ne:

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8:52

faggotician:

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Luv these snoopy patches on ebay

8:51

8:51

mookybear12404:

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

8:43

clownfleece:

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has anyone done this yet

8:41

why-animals-do-the-thing:

New weird horse just dropped, folks.

A spotless giraffe was recently born at Bright’s Zoo in Limestone, TN and was just announced in the media this morning. They’re starting a public naming contest for her, of course.

A baby giraffe stands in a pen. she is a consistent soft brown with a lighter belly and has no spots.ALT
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I’d love to know what type of mutation causes this lack of of pattern, but I don’t know if we have genetics on that for giraffes the way we do other species. As far as is known, she’s the first spotless giraffe ever documented!

7:24

grundoonmgnx:

Oni Tatsu Kakeru (aka onitatu99), Flying Body Attack

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5:32

knowledgetosorrow:

ofdinosanddais1:

Guys, they’re selling autism at walmart now

A screenshot of a walmart ad simply titled "Autism at Walmart". the line below it reads: "Save on Autism at Walmart with Walmart's everyday low prices. Free in-store pickup"ALT
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3:42

beardedmrbean:

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1:52

were–ralph:

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

10:10

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said “hey look at me, just you and me” and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said “look.at.me.” and it made me a lil wet ngl

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

He has decided he’s gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little

8:32

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

Cashier: “Oh, you’re paying with cash? Old school.”

Me: “Can’t leave a paper trail. You know how it is.”

Cashier: “That’s right. Don’t let it get out that you’re buying soap. Can’t let The Man know you bathe.”

Me: “Yeah man. Think what that would do to my street cred. I’ll trust you’ll keep my little secret.”

Cashier: “Wouldn’t dare cross someone like you. You’re somebody. You’ve got connections.”

Me: “Yep. I’m like a public Wifi network. Anyone can use—hm.”

Cashier: “Hm.”

Me: “Anyway. It’s a gift.”

8:31

mauve-moth-machine:

cheddar-baby:

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